spiritrover (spiritrover) wrote,
Coke-Sponsored Rover Finds Evidence of Dasani on Mars

The logo-covered rover touched down Sunday, landing inside a crater newly christened Lymoni Spritenum. The rover then used its abrasion tool to grind below the surface, where it located cracks filled with several types of gray hematites--minerals known to form only in the presence of Dasani.

hee. i love the onion.
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